Decaf?

For almost a whole week! That's right bitches, I Diet Mt. Dew aphobe, am in detox. Will it last? I doubt it. I do this about every 3 years to prove I don't have a problem then I plunge right back off the wagon. Anyone thinking of giving up the caffeine needs to consider the following side effects as experienced by yours truly.

1) giving up caffeine means not only sodas but coffee...this is sad even in June because finals are rapidly approaching
2) the 3- day migraine. It's inevitable. Buy a bottle of your favorite pain killer and switch to that for a few days
3) restlessness- for some reason, I don't sleep as well as I was when I was meeting my 5 a day requirement...i don't get it
4) fatigue- I think that it's caused by the lack of sleep but it could also be caused by my BCL returning to those resembling a normal human.
5) various and assundries- you don't want to know....

So- that's where I have been recently. I order beer or water. I buy decaf now. It's expensive and I'm poor. I give it another month. Hopefully more.